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Who Shot JR

The Mad Webmaster — Sat, 14 May 2011 17:33:31 +0000

… and what’s that got to do with e-mail marketing? I may be showing my age here but I used to watch the television show “Dallas” every week. The show was about a oil rich Texas dysfunctional family and was more than just a prime time soap opera. J.R. Ewing (the spoiled little rich kid...

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Never Fry Bacon In The Nude

The Mad Webmaster — Thu, 05 May 2011 16:08:52 +0000

Forget high cholesterol. Frying bacon in the nude can be hazardous to your health! I can’t prove this theory but am willing to bet all that I own that “frying bacon in the nude… can hurt”. I’ve never tried it (although I can’t get that darn picture out of my mind now) but I’ve had...

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I’m a “Feel Good Don’t Do” Junkie

The Mad Webmaster — Sun, 01 May 2011 20:16:14 +0000

Say hello to my little friend… Dr. Feelgood Forgive me “Scarface” fans. Let me explain. My name is “The Mad Webmaster” and I am a book loving, movie watching, mp3 listening how to earn income, live the good life informational junkie. (At least I used to be but I still admit it in fear of...

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Kicking The Seed

The Mad Webmaster — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:09:20 +0000

My uncle purchased a 500-acre farm in Southern Missouri and invited me to stay for a week to pretend to be a “Farmer Mad Guy” for a while. He guaranteed a fun filled week of cleaning up horse manure, herding cattle, and watching the grass grow at sunset on the front porch. I thought I...

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FREE… my butt!

The Mad Webmaster — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:51:33 +0000

If I see the word FREE one more time, I am going to upchuck my lunch. FREE e-books, FREE templates, FREE videos, FREE-DOM, FREE Everything! I am about to FREE my butt from FREE; FREE blows chunks. I have even banned my wife and others like her from my websites… no more FREE stuff! There...

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Bull Crap Free Zone

The Mad Webmaster — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:58:01 +0000

Tired of all the bull crap about web hosting? Domain names? Domain name parking, pointing, forwarding and masking? Webmaster tools? Here’s some more questions that plague newbies and some veterans. What is the best web hosting solution? What tools do I need to market online? Why is it that when I discover a great tool...

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