Mad Rants Archives

Who Shot JR

… and what’s that got to do with e-mail marketing?

I may be showing my age here but I used to watch the television show “Dallas” every week.  The show was about a oil rich Texas dysfunctional family and was more than just a prime time soap opera.  J.R. Ewing (the spoiled little rich kid who turned into a spoiled little rich adult) was a sneaky little bugger that almost everyone hated.  Then something happened to the little guy. Read the rest of this article

frying bacon nude

Forget high cholesterol. Frying bacon in the nude can be hazardous to your health!

I can’t prove this theory but am willing to bet all that I own that “frying bacon in the nude… can hurt”. I’ve never tried it (although I can’t get that darn picture out of my mind now) but I’ve had bacon grease pop up and hit me in the hand and arms so I refuse to endanger other body parts to prove this theory. Read the rest of this article

Say hello to my little friend… Dr. Feelgood

Forgive me “Scarface” fans.  Let me explain.

My name is “The Mad Webmaster” and I am a book loving, movie watching, mp3 listening how to earn income, live the good life informational junkie.  (At least I used to be but I still admit it in fear of backsliding)

I’ll go after every “shiny new object” and freely admit I’m an informational product buying gazelle in the middle of a pack of hungry guru lions who are chasing me down the Internet Highway to hell trying to bite me in my wallet. Read the rest of this article

Kicking The Seed

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My uncle purchased a 500-acre farm in Southern Missouri and invited me to stay for a week to pretend to be a “Farmer Mad Guy” for a while. He guaranteed a fun filled week of cleaning up horse manure, herding cattle, and watching the grass grow at sunset on the front porch. I thought I was up for it, and I accepted his offer to be on Green Acres for a week in the summer of 1975. Read the rest of this article

FREE… my butt!

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If I see the word FREE one more time, I am going to upchuck my lunch. FREE e-books, FREE templates, FREE videos, FREE-DOM, FREE Everything! I am about to FREE my butt from FREE; FREE blows chunks.

I have even banned my wife and others like her from my websites… no more FREE stuff! There will be no more lookie-loos, and no more Mr. Nice-guy! In addition, if you don’t like it, feel FREE to kiss my buttocks (that’s FREE too)!

There is no such thing as FREE, anyway. Deep down we all know it.

Are you sick and tired of FREE? Here’s my “University of Duh” moment. Read the rest of this article

Bull Shit graphic

Tired of all the bull crap about web hosting?  Domain names?  Domain name parking, pointing, forwarding and masking?  Webmaster tools?

Here’s some more questions that plague newbies and some veterans.

What is the best web hosting solution?   What tools do I need to market online?  Why is it that when I discover a great tool or strategy, another one comes along and takes me off course in another direction?  Do I really need …? Read the rest of this article

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